she looked like the before picture.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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