3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
