Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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