Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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