haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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