I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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