I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm at about main and main street
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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