yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
