French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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