ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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