Are we in a gay sports bar?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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