i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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