Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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