on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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