New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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