you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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