it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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