I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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