are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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