Don't you send me to vm
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Shame is for Republicans.
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