Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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