Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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