no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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