ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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