i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
