come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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