I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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