just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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