Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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