just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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