thus making me awesome and them whores
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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