My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
is it fun? or sober?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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