Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
