i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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