what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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