I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
