Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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