your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
