If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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