guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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