false alarm. still invincible.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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