i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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