Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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