thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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