tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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