There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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