So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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