I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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