Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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