im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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